i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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