Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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