if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Randomize
