just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
