Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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