dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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