how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
