look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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