I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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