BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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