so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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