in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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