so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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