apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
