Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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