that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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