It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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