The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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