I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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