Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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