I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Man, jail baloney is awful.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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