Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
