worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
His nipple licking is glorious
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