Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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