nut hugger
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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