i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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