The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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