I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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