State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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