glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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