the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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