Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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