You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
