i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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