If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
