Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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