Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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