Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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