I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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