Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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