We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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