dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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