He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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