erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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