I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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