the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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