I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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