there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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