I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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