If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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