Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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