So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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